Assassination Army Wants You!
Click here to sign up for the game: playa.assassin@gmail.com
Once we add you as a participant we will send you instructions but here’s the gist:
Once you’re on playa, REPORT TO LIMINAL LABS (8:15 on Center Camp Plaza) and check in to start your game.
Sign your consent form online upon acceptance. We’re all about the fucking permissions.
Receive the dossier including your target, their camp name, playa name/assassin name.
Don the brightly colored bracelet that marks you as a game participant.
Bring your own superior hardware in the form of a supersoaker/squirt gun or use one of ours (no guarantees of performance—we’re straight shooters but these dime store kiddie pistols maybe aren’t). Bringing your own supersoaker gives you much greater range and control when targeting your victim but the little guns are excellent for close work and easy to carry around.
Weapon Decorating Station will include googly eyes (to confuse your enemy), fuzzy balls (for some sheer tactile pleasure as you lie in wait) and brightly colored markers/nail polish/stickers. We will also offer disguises to confound your enemy!
Submit to rigorous ASSASSIN TRAINING where you will learn stalking techniques, accuracy, patience and exotiq curses while enjoying target practice on the Liminal of your choice.
As a final hurdle, all assassins will test their mettle by running our in-camp obstacle course AKA THE GAUNTLET manned by LIMINAL LABS Special Ops agents, helping you develop evasive techniques for eluding your predator. Warning: we’re all sharpshooters.
Finally, go forth to hunt your target down and deliver the drenching they deserve—if you can find them! Once you make your kill the target’s bracelet becomes your trophy. HOW MANY WILL YOU WIN?
For Extra Credit!
Too chicken to do in your victim yourself? Bok! Bok! Bribe some Liminals into doing your dirty work for you.
We’re all dead shots.
BEAR IN MIND!
All targets must be bracelet-wearing consenting players, no mass casualties (spraying a crowd). There’s no finesse in that kind of sloppy squirtfest.
WATER ONLY in your weapon. No dosing, no liquor, just sweet H20.
Safe Zones: Target’s home camps and Liminal Labs are safe for all assassins and targets. Need a break from the game? You can always remove your bracelet or come chill on our shady couches, indulge in our nightly mirrored movie madness or enjoy our playa safehaus (21 and up, you will be checked). Strategize, stargaze and study up on skillful saturations. You’re safe with us!
For Extra XTRA Credit!
DUELING CIRCLE
Got a gripe with someone?
A nagging difference of opinion?
Has your delicate honor somehow been besmirched?
Come settle your disputes the old fashioned way in the Liminal Labs Dueling Circle.
Throw down the gauntlet, demand satisfaction.
Choose a second.
Challenge your adversary to a fucking duel!
Choose your weapons.
Choose your hour—Liminal Labs Duelfest is open 24/7
Enter Liminal Labs’ DUELFEST CIRCLE OF PAIN
Fight to the death!
WINNER WALKS AWAY WITH HER/HIS/THEIR LIFE
…AND A SPECIAL PRIZE!
REMEMBER: AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
Please join us at the Liminal Labs Shooters Lounge Party, Thursday at sunset. Come trade war stories, compare weapons and wet your whistle. Trade your bracelets for drinks, kisses, spankings. 21 and up, please. We do check IDs and violators will be used as target practice.